Although I love my cats with all of my heart, there comes every once in a while that I just can’t stand them. For example, one night I was laying in my bed half asleep. I have to keep my door a little open or else my cats will meow all night long. As a result, my cats roam in and out of my room as they please. So this night, while laying on my back, I feel Potato come and lay on my chest facing me. I was on the verge of falling asleep so I didn’t mind. But then, IT happened. Potato stands up, rotates 180 degrees, and lays back down with her rear end staring me in the face. And to make matters worse, she throws a little fart right in my face. I was in complete shock. As I was processing what had just happened, I get hit with what could arguably have been the worst smell I’ve ever smelled in my life. I immediately push her off of my bed onto the floor, ignore the thud she makes as she hits the floor, and go and wash my face as thoroughly as humanly possible. I kick Potato out of my room, close the door, and fall asleep a very angry and disgusted person.